Death From the Ankles Down Metal Sign - choose your breed Breed Choice:The Ankle Assassin (Chihuahua) This Chicken Daddy tee features

This Chicken Daddy tee features a proud rooster pausing mid-strut

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this 12" x 12" piece adds the perfect rustic accent for egg collectors and homesteaders alike

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