Morally Flexible Size:3XL wear it ironically

wear it ironically

merges into traffic without looking

the words are already out of your mouth: Didja see that shit

Some roads are well-marked

a blunt in the other

Morally Flexible Size:3XL wear it ironicallyDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Some people have principles. Other people have options. This shirt is for the folks who understand that life isn't always black and white. Sometimes it's gray. Sometimes it's complicated. And sometimes it's "technically not illegal" and that's close enough. The rigid word MORALLY stands tall while F L E X I B L E bends itself into a pretzel trying to justify whatever questionable decision is currently under