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this delightful little turd is ready to take the heat (and the squeeze) when your boss sends that “per my last email” message or your Wi-Fi decides to stop working mid-Netflix binge

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G.O.A.T. Trophy Ticket to Ride this delightful little turd isG. O. A. T. Trophy Greatest of All Time Finally, the recognition you (or your questionable friend) deserve. This shiny gold trophy features an actual goatbecause nothing says legendary like livestock in metallic glory. The plaque reads The G. O. A. T. so theres no mistaking the honor bestowed. At about 4. 7 inches tall (12 cm), its the perfect size to display on a desk, shelf, or shrine to your own greatness. Comes boxed and ready to giftwhether its