Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Starring At My Eyes Color:Black Heather 😏 This shirt is for

😏 This shirt is for the people who accidentally ruin a perfectly good emotional debate by showing up with evidence

This shirt is for the beer philosophers

The next day it's on your head

this design feels less like a t-shirt and more like a forgotten paperback from a dusty gas station somewhere beyond civilization

☕ Some mornings start with optimism

Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Starring At My Eyes Color:Black Heather 😏 This shirt is forDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Some shirts whisper. This one kicks the door open and announces itself. If you've ever caught yourself trying not to look while simultaneously looking, congratulationsyou've become part of the joke. Equal parts ridiculous, immature, and impossible to ignore, this design turns the oldest distraction in the book into a pair of giant googly eyed troublemakers. Wear it proudly, wear it ironically, or wear it