My Dog’s Shits Are Bigger Than Most People’s Dogs Funny Dog Owner T-Shirt Color:Brown or why dinosaurs technically aren't

or why dinosaurs technically aren't extinct

a cocktail in one paw and a fat cigar in the other… somehow relaxing in the frozen Arctic like he owns the place

business owners

this design is pure reaction energy—wide eyes

This one stops at Vlad the Impaler and lets history do the heavy lifting

My Dog’s Shits Are Bigger Than Most People’s Dogs Funny Dog Owner T-Shirt Color:Brown or why dinosaurs technically aren'tDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Some people own tiny little purse dogs that produce delicate little decorative rabbit pellets. Meanwhile, your four legged beast walks into the yard like hes reporting for demolition duty. This gloriously stupid dog owner shirt celebrates the proud reality of owning a canine capable of dropping a pile that requires structural engineering permits and emotional preparation. Loud, dumb, juvenile, and