Boo-Boo Bands Bandages mysterybox nerds—your bedtime reading routine just

nerds—your bedtime reading routine just got a lightspeed upgrade

work notes you’re pretending to care about

Includes a full color 10 panel illustrated manual

morally questionable protagonists

Give him the trophy he really wants—a mug that says

Boo-Boo Bands Bandages mysterybox nerds—your bedtime reading routine justSometimes you stub your toe, slam your finger in a drawer, or step on something that should not have been on the floor, and your brain goes straight to chaos but your mouth has to keep it PG(ish). These bandages say what youre really thinking just with a wholesome twist: Holy forking shirtballs (we all know what you meant) That flipping hurt (understatement of the century) Son of a biscuit (grandma approved rage) Mother trucker (emotionally accurate,