Fucking Quitter breakup in my next life i'm

in my next life i'm coming back with money and looks instead of this sparkling personality bullshit

i love you with my whole butt (it's bigger than my heart)

never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing

oh gravity thou art a heartless bitch

if you can't love yourself how the hell are you gonna love somebody else rupaul eyelashes eyebrows drag queen

Fucking Quitter breakup in my next life i'mSize: 4x6 Fuck that Place Happy Retirement Fucking Quitter I mean happy retirement I guess I was gonna make some jokes about retirement but none of them are working How dare you leave me with these people.