Don’t Open Grindr T-Shirt Size:3XL questioning the noise

questioning the noise

and pride — this subtly colored

the lovers

or dancing the night away

Featuring a retro Pilgrim Monument graphic and rainbow pride stripes

Don’t Open Grindr T-Shirt Size:3XL questioning the noiseWhy scroll through endless torso pics when the real thing is standing right in front of you? This shirt says what were all thinking: save your thumbs the trouble, the upgrade is already here. Flirty, bold, and just the right amount of thirsty, the Dont Open Grindr, Im Right Here tee is perfect for bars, beaches, brunchesand anywhere you want to remind the crowd youre open (and available). No apps needed. No small talk required. Just vibes.