Pyramid Scheming in Cairo summergames Move effortlessly from victory laps

Move effortlessly from victory laps and spontaneous adventures to those paparazzi moments (real or imagined)

Includes custom packaging

Purple and green octopus sunglasses for landlocked deep-sea explorers who know the proper plural form of octopus: octopuses

The possibility that you threw caution to the wind and mixed this up in an industrial trash can away from the prying eyes of the health department

" without ever saying a word

Pyramid Scheming in Cairo summergames Move effortlessly from victory lapsSun baked sands. A golden city. Ancient wonders secretly built by aliens. (Don't fact check that.) No matter how much you sweat in Egypt, these shades stay put. Translucent brown Cheetah G frames. Gold reflective lenses. Custom packaging with passport stickers. This pattern is one pyramid scheme we'd LOVE to sign up for. (Note to self: start rumor goodr's logo was found in hieroglyphs.)