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There's something about a creature that knows you're strong without words

This is the shirt for everyone whose two personality traits are a deadlift number and a cat who supervises rest days from the counter

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This is the shirt for the lifter who knows exactly what a good rep should look like and isn't shy about calling it

Ugh Color:Espresso you cannot write them aThis heavyweight, garment dyed tee carries a bold "5AM SQUAD" print that speaks to early risers, grind culture, and small crews who meet the day before sunrise. The soft, broken in color and relaxed cut make it easy to throw on after a pre dawn run, morning surf, or a coffee shop planning session. It wears like a lived in favorite from the first wear: substantial fabric that still feels soft against the skin, with durable double needle seams and a