Tee-Heenage Mutant Ninja Turtle T-Shirt Baffles and a whole lot of

and a whole lot of wincing

It’s like if a sitcom went terribly wrong

Who needs wisdom when you can just keep dodging it

When Delia uttered those now-iconic words

For those who’ve ever wanted to make a spooky impression

Tee-Heenage Mutant Ninja Turtle T-Shirt Baffles and a whole lot ofThe most bizarre crossover of pop culture history! Introducing the Teehee nage Mutant Ninja Turtle t shirt where Michael Jacksons moonwalk meets mutant crime fighting. This shirt imagines MJ, not as the King of Pop, but as the teenage mutant ninja turtle we never asked for, but desperately needed. Dressed in a shell, wielding nunchucks, and rocking that infamous glove, hes here to save the sewers, one hee hee at a time. Who wouldnt want to see MJ