Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Portal Three Kingdoms Set: Seventh Edition Type: Artifact

Set: Seventh Edition Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {2} At the beginning of each player's draw step

Set: Legends Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {U} One or more target creatures become blue until end of turn

Set: Commander 2016 Type: Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2} Equipped creature has haste and shroud

sacrifice Dandân

{T}: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Portal Three Kingdoms Set: Seventh Edition Type: ArtifactSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .