white smocked dress Ainsley Cami Mini - Size L - Adjustable Straps, High-Low Hem, Fitted Waist The top of this beauty features smocking covered in lovely diamond embroidery until the waist White Smocked Midi Dress Large

Sheercorset bodice with intricate lace and beadwork

Lulus Keeper of My Heart One-Shoulder Maxi Dress lulu's Why We Love It: stretchy knit material, other colors available Size Range: XXS to XL With almost 350 glowing reviews, this one-shoulder maxi dress from Lulus pretty much has it all

So look for one-shoulder styles, cut-outs (hi, Prea James), sleeves (the puffier, the better, thank you Karen Willis Holmes), sheer overlays (like the Alca Line Bride number) and slip dresses for days (Lilia Cass and Fiona Claire were looking at you)

Backyard or casual brunch - shorter is fine

Now use your creepy alien hand to add in the garlic