If your opponent played a creature with a tap ability, you'd be able to grab it with haste, and use that ability before them
Over on the MagicTCG subreddit, HiroProtagonest says, "I don't wanna associate with someone who'd buy merch for The Office", though in another thread Raevelry says, "This is so bad its circling back to being funny Like, this is a HIGH QUALITY shitpost cringe, its almost impressive, all of these fit his 'lore', they're well drawn, amazing lore text"
This won't touch generic mana costs or other colors, and it only works on permanents, which was clearly done to keep them from getting broken by casting free Brainstorms, counters, Lightning Bolts, Swords to Plowshares, etc
Staff of Eden, Vaults Key A colorless Reanimate without life loss is probably not enough for 6 mana, but if I copy it I still get the effect as it legend-rules itself
Elsha, Threefold Master Elsha, Threefold Masters abilities all work in unison